A few tidbits from the notebook where I jot down things I want to remember:
Never have more children than you have car windows.
— Erma Bombeck
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
— Cary Grant
I’d as soon murdered him as left out his middle name.
— Robert Frost in The Code.
Pigs don’t fly but swine flu.
How you are dressed says how you want to be received.
— Layne Longfellow (at Arkansas Writers Conference on “Reading Your Prose.”)
Relaxation music makes me nervous.
The media skewered my remarks.
— Carl Paladino, 2010
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
— Groucho Marx
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that’s not true. I have the heart of a small boy — in a jar on my desk.
— Stephen King
It seems, living in a small town, we’re either under a burn ban or a boil order.